My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz
- (via the-random-quotes)
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am